Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
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Top comments
Tehalon 0
So? Don't they deserve love?! Don't they deserve a second chance?!
AlexJakubsen1 0
hey, don't you chicks like convicts? ever seen step up? don't be a snobby bitch
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Comments (136)
pxs 0
He's honest. I'm guessing most guys wouldn't have spilled it so readily.
Bunbu 8
Mmmm, that's hot. Convicts are always the best choice for men. I hope you went for it.
shroomis 0
thug life
TylerTnT_fml 0
So what? He paid his debt to society. Not everyone that's been imprisoned is a career criminal. Do you realize how many people are behind bars for simple possession charges? Maybe he just wanted to get high with a little hemp from his friends. Give the guy a break.
Shadesthebird 0
if he is hot, single, and hitting on you, he is likely a loser.
adrikthorsen 0
really, people screw up. give the ex-con a chance or is he not human because he has a record?
SimpleIdiot 0
and you didnt ask him that before?
Nellavita 0
The corrections center is the one in the Movie "Girdiron Gang" and we are nowhere near it so it didn't automatically come to mind.
ElenaSophia 0
haha wow, and now he has your number
silentsound36 0
wow, judgemental anyone? just because he has a troubled past doesnt make him a leper