Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
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Top comments
Tehalon 0
So? Don't they deserve love?! Don't they deserve a second chance?!
AlexJakubsen1 0
hey, don't you chicks like convicts? ever seen step up? don't be a snobby bitch
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Comments (136)
lpaul49 0
What ethnicity was he? If he was black then he probably didn't actually do anything wrong. If he was white then he was probably a total psychopath. If he was hispanic then well, he probably killed like 4 people minimum. I guess what I'm trying to say here is, only see him if he's black.
Pokerdance 0
Maybe he was in there because he got framed for something? But then again, he could be in there because he went Chris Brown on his exes...
StupidDancer 0
Well at least he's hott...:)
foryoublue94 0
that's absolutely not frogger and it's probably not like he raped/killed anybody? and he may have changed and is just serving a sentence
MakinBacon 0
Wouldn't this be more life "**** his life" than FML? He can't get a girlfriend because he went to some sort of jail. You lost nothing, and this doesn't sound like an awkward moment.
TerAki 0
maybe you should have noted more about him than how he looks. it makes you look like a shallow bitch.
graciegirl 0
done the exact same thing. he might not be that bad... and #42, um... what?
charliieee 0
he was probably kiddin. jus saying n even if he wasn kiddin i wudn judge him based on past actions and i don kno wat the **** 42s talkin about that may b true in som, maybe a lot of cases but def not all
friedblueoyster 0
hey even jailbirds gotta get laid. and even broke folk gotta get paid.
caitlinmarie 0
nice rhyming there... :]