Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
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Top comments
Tehalon 0
So? Don't they deserve love?! Don't they deserve a second chance?!
AlexJakubsen1 0
hey, don't you chicks like convicts? ever seen step up? don't be a snobby bitch
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Comments (136)
ElleEnvy 0
He could be so nice. God you judge people so quickly don't you. Figure out what he is in for, maybe he was like putting graffiti on a building or something small like that, but if he liked raped his ex then I would change numbers
alissa_roar 6
Agreed.
princessmermaid3 0
And........... Whats the big deal? My Brother is in a Juvenile Care Unit. Hes girlfriend goes to Yale. People dont go to Juveinle Care Units for the reasons you think
DDDDana 0
As long as he didn't rape someone or molest little kids or something, he could really be a great guy! People change.
DDDDana 0
Oh, and as long as he didn't kill someone.
Zooma_fml 0
No ignore these people, who the **** would go out with a guy from a juvenile center??? Imagine explaining what school he goes to when conversing with your parents. Dont talk to him again, he deserves to be treated poorly for whatever he did to get in there.
Lifeisfucked94 0
what a horrible thing to say! he is paying his time and he is open about it. do you honestly think people should be punished the rest of their life for lack of better judgment? don't judge a book by its cover. he may not have done something, or have just done something minor. you can get sent to juvie for running away! while i wouldn't be bursting at my seems to date a convict, i wouldn't be completely shunning/disregarding/screwing over another person for something they are already being punished for.
caitlinmarie 0
that is so childish of you to judge so quickly. do you not have an open mind at all? a good friend of mine to went to juvie for graffiti- you know what it said? "i love lizzy, she is the most amazing girl in the world" i bet any girl who had a guy like that would be thrilled out of their mind. and if it WAS something you wouldnt "approve of" [not that he needs your approval anyway]- PEOPLE CHANGE.
Ready_set_owned 0
"A really hot guy" Learn some respect geeze your like fifteen huh?
Ethan205 0
Sounds like something my ex girlfriend would've done.
michellaneous 0
hit it and quit it.