Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
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rebeccalynne 0
ouch. new bf.
Intoxicunt 6
Well, all we know about you is that you're with an asshole. It doesn't make you look particularly smart... Also, he kind of insulted himself saying he is suited to someone who is dumb.
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Comments (269)
FCChelsea 3
YDI for NOT completing high school
LexSwift 17
Are guys seriously stupid enough to say these things to their girlfriends? God... Makes me ashamed to be a guy.
corro 0
lol. yes they are.
OMGJASMiNE 0
yupz
VvCJHvV 6
Sadly, yes, it's true they do. However I'm not ashamed I'm a guy, because I know I'm hell of a lot smarter and nicer than a lot of those douchebags out there. I can and will take care of a woman once I find the right one. What sucks is that so many of the gorgeous women are already involved with said assholes. That is why I can't find any women. :/
OMGJASMiNE 0
awhh how cute!^^^^
VvCJHvV 6
Thanks :)
OMGJASMiNE 0
yur welcome lol(x haha(: don't worry ull find a girl! kk (x
anchorblondie49 0
awe 61, that is really sweet. and I agree, a lot of them do find themselves with douches. I just got dumped by one.
eternalpeace 0
This is where you say "And my ex's dick was too big. You're perfect for me too."
OMGJASMiNE 0
win(: hahaha(x funnyy(;
RaIeigh 0
I noticed that also awhile back :P.
OMGJASMiNE 0
what it say mr! hahahahahaha I never knew that (x n nope Im a girl(x why didn't anyone tell me until now?!(: lmfao
RaIeigh 0
Sorry, I didn't want to offend you by asking if you knew that it said Mr on your profile haha.. I didn't want you to think I was calling you a tranney or anything :P.
OMGJASMiNE 0
oh ahaha that's funny thou I never noticed!(x
OMGJASMiNE 0
fixed it!
RaIeigh 0
Much better :D
OMGJASMiNE 0
haha :D yea
jplumbob 4
if you are a mr I would turn gay in an instant. you definately got the looks.
OMGJASMiNE 0
thanks(: but Im a miss (x
RedPillSucks 33
Another hot Canadian Woman?
OMGJASMiNE 0
who? haha(x
anchorblondie49 0
this made my day. sofunny!
kybabyy 4
If you're still with him after that asshole remark, I believe you proved his point.
VvCJHvV 6
So true lol
barbarajean 0
Ydi for tap dancing on the table.
FaguIous 22
FYL for tap dancing while naked and drunk while being raped by a unicorn
birdman09 0
pretty sure he did not mean it because he said it later not right after talkin bout the gf
Xavi89 0
well that sucks for you!
smiley_ily 0
tell him he's perfect cause you were looking for someone who wasn't very good looking :)
frickyourlives 0
I told my last girlfriend this repeatedly to mess with her because she thought she was really clever. She was smarter than I was, but took the bait anyways. Ironically I broke up with her because I'm moving country to go to university.
Blindsquirrel211 0
awwww he loves you even though your a dumb ass.... true love