jaydoug92

Miss Kansas City, United States 34 years-old Single

jjs51 23 January 2012, 22:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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dykerino This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Vancouver, Canada

Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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Lord Buttfuck IV 29 August 2015, 14:06 France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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