Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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SilverBallet 0
Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...
WSUlife19 0
And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?
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Comments (116)
MCart_fml 0
Right on #29, didn't anyone else see the south park about farting in moderation? If you don't fart you spontaneously combust ;)
bobdole 0
you're fault for not knowing it had voice too
greatnt249 0
"All people fart. He needs to grow up." I would like all people who share this sentiment to report back how easy it was to get back in the mood after your partner blasted some gas during. It's not a huge deal in the long run, but at the moment, it's a real mood killer. It isn't about growing up; I don't blame the dude for being jarred out of the mood.
killface_fml 0
So, things got "hot and heavy" without you realizing that you could hear each other....o rly...
FuzzMonkey09 0
So, you farted, big ******* deal. Feed him spicy food and let HIM spoil the mood.
wrestler_fml 0
That's what you get for being a f*g, disgusting, AND retarded- all at the same precise, very forgettable moment!
April11 0
teehee, that's hilarious. Everyone farts!
mares_fml 0
hahaha. that sucks. but seriously, if you could hear him, why didn't you think he could hear you?
stephfml 0
So you are saying that both of you were jacking off and didnt make a SINGLE noise, so the fart was the very first one? hmmm
m0nicam0nster 0
yeah i agree you should def laugh things off however....barfing in someones mouth is just gross and completely avoidable....