Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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SilverBallet 0
Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...
WSUlife19 0
And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?
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Comments (116)
bombthedisco 0
wait, how the hell didnt you know that?
Guiseppi 0
So you were just masturbating in front of each other without making any noise or talking at all? Right...
mhmmmm 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
dwights 0
did you not read what skype was? common sense... not seen all to often anymore.
blink182girl13 0
I fart on the phone with my boyfriend all the time. It used to gross him out, now he just laughs.
lifecansuckmydic 0
hahahahahahahahaha
tincan 0
Your BF is so mean. Everyone farts. It proves that your body is working just fine.
Jancho 0
IQ around 50? How can you not know what Skype is? Living in a stone age? Also, this sounds like a fake, I doubt any Mic could catch a fart as they are supposed to be right in front of you and concentrate on your head location.
timmytimmeh 0
#40 - she said burping not barfing. still a bit weird but not as bad...
ElectricPorn 0
#42 - That's probably not the case. If the OP had their speakers off they would not have heard their boyfriend. If the boyfriend had his speakers on, then the noises the OP would be making while masturbating would be normal. But yes. The OP is an idiot for not realizing what skype is. Especially since the skype homepage pretty much tells you that. However, they might not have realized the voice function was on.