Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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SilverBallet 0
Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...
WSUlife19 0
And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?
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Comments (116)
Danny_Shakes 0
I live with 3 girls as roomies and as a straight man, I realized girls are not as proper and clean as they claim. hahahaha #10 omigod hahaha
TuxedoBento 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe you live with 3 very disgusting girls. Geez, not all girls are the same. Which actually really irritates me because to be a complete chauvanist and rate girls 1-10, there's so many guys (online especially) that brag about getting laid and how you're not a man if you haven't gotten laid. Honestly, does having a sex with a 1 or a 2 really make you a man? I know, i know, way off topic but this comment really hit me with a need to write this.
athena3100 9
All the girls i no ( including me) have burping contests, play football in thw mud, and basicly everything "un lady like"
Starcatch77 20
How did a comment about a guy having 3 roommates make you rant about guys rating girls and valuing themselves on getting laid?
TEAZO 0
oh my.
TheCrow471 0
#9-Believe? It says it right there in his username : "awkwardgayboi"
jabbaundead 0
#2! ahahahahahhaha
alex_vik 1
Oh wow, I would've thought you were a woman if your name didn't say otherwise, and not because of the boyfriend, but because of the lack of knowledge of technology.
tsezu 0
Girls can fart?!
idoc300 11
The guy is gay, he is not a girl! Learn your female/male symbols!
ChetSteadman 0
n00b
alex_vik 1
#16 - He's gay, not a girl.
asherlypants 0
my boyfriend burps in my mouth... if you can't laugh at that shit, then you really shouldn't be together.
redranger_fml 0
#19, I agree (though him burping in your mouth is kind of... questionable?). It's cute to laugh these things off. :)