Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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SilverBallet 0
Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...
WSUlife19 0
And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?
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Comments (116)
gracky_fml 0
#15, you're a douche. You shouldn't stereotype females as having a lack of knowledge of technology, as you say. That's very sexist
Gawain_fml 0
Hey gracky, #21, why don't you shut up and be a dear and bring me a sandwich and a beer. You shouldn't be hanging around on the internets--you might get confused. ;-)
asherlypants 0
#20, well he doesn't do it on purpose. like i don't ALWAYS fart on him on purpose. but if you can't laugh that stuff off, then really, why are you together? That's what makes a relationship so successful. Yeesh.
Skillet15 0
i loooooved # 23
gracky_fml 0
**** you, gawain
MissFae 0
Yah, laugh it off and keep going. It happens. Didn't you ever read the childrens book "everybody poops"?
yeeebreh 0
Sucks for you breh.
jackson7787 0
It happens. I can't believe the number of people on here who think it's Fml worthy. If your relationship can't handle a fart it's not a very good relationship, IMHO.
Justblue 0
#6 you disgust me because you're a moron. As far as the farting incident...we all do it. Your boyfriend wouldn't have cared if he farted, what makes you any different.
InsaneOblongata 0
In case your boyfriend didn't know...people fart. All people fart. He needs to grow up. Yeah, it wasn't the greatest time to fart, but so what?
yeahreally 6
#29 is completely right!