nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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Comments (76)
popsvb01 9
It's not even Christmas!
MeAnd 9
No wonder it was warm.
randomkat820 8
Yes you had no glasses on but how did you not SMELL it?!?!?
ptellini 7
I'm sorry but LOL!!!!!!!!
esamolwan 18
it must've at least had a smell
slackerjoe 22
hopefully you didn't try mouth to mouth lls
ilanie04 16
shit happens jk! that sucks
J04NN4000 11
Reading this made my day..
hberri331 18
Turd / bird close enough.
theweasel 16
Did you try to give it CPR?