nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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Comments (76)
FlutterLoud 29
Aw in sorry op, but at least you were trying to be helpful to a possibly injured animals :) But if you're that blind with out your glasses you should probably wear them even in the morning.
_t_devon_t_ 12
That's shitty...
campbellt22 5
Not trying to be negative but even if it actually was a dying bird and you did save it, it would spend the rest of its life in suffering.
Bibliovore 26
Not necessarily. Lots of bird rescue centers and vet clinics help wounded birds, and have lots of success stories.
opiate_ape 10
Oh but the smell... eeeeewwww.
rhaego 8
But did the consistency tell you nothing??
Psycho_Girl1 15
Damn, sounds shit ??
PrestonWolf 13
I bet that must have stunk. Literally.
Drosophila82 18
If you can mistake a turd for a bird with no glasses perhaps you should stick to examining things not lying outdoors on the floor when you have no glasses on.
AmethystOcean 7
Who posted this, Mr magoo?
fbcclaire 18
Reminds me of the scene on Adventures in Babysitting at the bus station when Brenda doesn't have her glasses and mistakes a large white rat for a cat.