nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
mds9986 24
His sight is shit.
False_Stupidity 42
Should've gone to Specsavers.
Ted_brosby 4
Pictured OP as Velma from scoobie doo when she loses her glasses.
S13rra01257 19
I'm just wondering how many rounds of CPR they did... "ONE TWO THREE *BREATHE*"
Bibliovore 26
But with vision that bad without glasses, why not, y'know, wear them?
CanadiAnM8 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wear contacts??
nickob96 25
Not everyone likes contacts or can't even wear them
mds9986 24
Yeah, some people really hate that incredibly painful burning feeling you get for 3 seconds after you put them in.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Doesn't even burn. It's just uncomfortable. If you keep with it, over time you can touch your eye and it not bother you.
Suaria 38
It sounds like you don't clean your contacts well enough. The only time I have burning sensation putting in contacts is when I don't clean them well enough. It does feel uncomfortable and that is why I like wearing glasses a lot better.
devildog562 33
Poor turd. It didn't wanna come alive again . It had already been digested once. Seriously you must have a strong prescription to get those confused . It sucks but is extremely funny to me .
AyeJay101 25
Do you even have a dog that you found that, I guess, outside your door/window?
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
bdsmslave 18
And can we talk texture for a moment? Never once in my life have I thought, "Oh, this dog turd feels like a pretty little bird!" And as a very, very older sibling, I've touched many throughout the years. Mostly because of pranks. And wasn't it moist if it was still warm?
ihaveasushicat 24
I was wondering as well if OP could or couldn't smell it. If it's still warm then it probably still had a smell...
CyberSeeker 20
I couldn't even process this
DFMLharsh 20
1) Op thinks she saw a dying bird. 2) It turned out to be turd. 3) Op made the mistake as she wasn't wearing her Spectacles. Easy as 1,2,3.
keirookami 11
op also seems to have no sense of touch or smell
superwhovian 16
How does that even happen?
Schala360 27
Must've been one weird looking turd
TamedLotus 3
What about your sense of smell? Is that impaired to?
slackerjoe 22
*too.
zahidnasir 22
you sound a good human OP