nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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Comments (76)
The_Bengineer 13
From my experience, birds usually aren't moist and sticky
daemonsparta 16
dying bird...dog turd...well they rhyme
vodzman 10
Well that stinks...
chode124 11
at least your heart was in the right place some one had to give a shit about that "bird"
kidFawkes 14
I guess bird isn't the word. But that sucks OP. Sounds like you had a 'crappy' day.
psak 8
yep. my eyesight is going. I'm looking forwards to moments like that. s#!++¥ morning. no pun intended. well maybe alottabit.
MasterSaxon 12
Wow you must have some pretty... shitty vision!!
thalias 9
At least you intended to do something good. Better don't forget your glasses next time OP!
buckdharma 38
Throw it straight up in the air and watch as it flies away.
Bibliovore 26
Just don't stand beneath it...
joshi42 16
So, did you manage to make it fly again?