nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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Comments (76)
raechalia 14
from one Minnesotan to another, it sounds like something I would do
dcea 17
I just shat my pants
muffin_19 6
One of the few FML post that actually made me laugh out loud!
1stones 8
If you couldnt differenciate a turd from a bird how did you even manage to get your paper let alone walk outside lool plus does'nt it smell?
Sparkieemae 14
O_o as someone legally blind I still don't see how you couldn't tell the difference between the texture of feathers and the squishy and or crunchy feeling of shit.