nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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Comments (76)
udderbutter 15
This is the best thing I've heard all day
ZoroMiHawk 25
If you were close enough to the turd but still couldn't see it wasn't a bird, then I must ask, how long did it take you to locate the paper?
sturschaedel 27
Yeah, OP must be legally blind.
alfonze07 12
Lol
brendejafulable 41
couldn't smell it?
Cyrus00 41
Shit happens.
bradoiler 15
You should really look into lasic eye surgery, because that's kinda sad OP
mgrazi99 13
Not everyone wants lasik, can have lasik, or can afford lasik
Bibliovore 26
Also, there are lots of vision problems that Lasik can't fix.
lennon_ 16
well you still tried to do the right thing even though it wasn't what you were expecting.
WolfAvenge 22
I'm imagining OP flipping out when part of the turd stays on their hand and the rest is falling apart? I know what it's like to be that blind though, OP. We can wear coke bottle thick glasses together!
mattrd_fml 31
you're blind and you have no sense of smell?
mommabearof2 4
Could you imagine the neighbours reactions if they saw this?!