nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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Comments (76)
Rkikkas9713 25
I'm voting both because while you had great intentions, it's your fault for not wearing your glasses, especially if your eyesight is as bad as it seems.
lexos 16
Didn't you smell the sweet aroma of dog poo before you touched it?
worldclassrager 41
I think wearing your glasses should he the first thing you but on for now on
Ihavegas 22
cue commercial, shouldve went to specsavers
yaboi19 10
Bruuuuh hahahah
sousaphonist 14
As someone who's worn glasses their whole life, people who "forget their glasses" confuse me.
Bibliovore 26
Especially people with vision bad enough to mistake dog poop for a bird!
mistress_paz 30
Even if it was a live bird, should have worn gloves--wild birds carry diseases. Still was sweet of you to try to help a critter.
jowihaynes 13
Sad part is its probably not even her dogs
bhfriday 9
You're so sweet
fastman19 20
I hope you didn't try to give it mouth to mouth resuscitation!