nerderer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Duluth, United States
Baby bird blues
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.
SadSouthernBell 18
Is your sense of smell messed up too?
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Comments (76)
tompom331 19
Did you not smell it?
EarlFug 19
Bad news for the next bird that flies into your window..
just16letters 15
At least you didn't try to give mouth to mouth
bazookajoey 27
Sounds like your sense of smell & touch are off too OP. I don't understand how you confused a turd with feathers
AussieGirl2014 18
I hope you didn't try to give it mouth to mouth!
Redgy22 26
I've been an optician for over 25 years & If your vision is so bad that you can't tell a bird from a turf, then I seriously doubt you are able to walk around without corrective lenses.
Bibliovore 26
While I agree OP should be wearing glasses all the time with vision that bad, vision is not in fact needed to walk; blind people walk around just fine without corrective lenses. And a great many people with vision as bad as OP's who do wear glasses or contacts make it to and from the shower without them just fine most days.
vinnerator 7
must've been a nice warm squishy bird
johncanact 13
STOP TAKING OFF YOUR GLASSES, SAMANTHA. YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD.
golemsot 11
What paper?
faynikritch 1
Whatever he's on, that's what I need.