Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
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madelinebriana 11
This is almost as awkward as when you say bye to somebody and you both walk the same way...
Skeleton_fml 1
Don't talk to strangers..
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Comments (55)
LadyGore 12
And this is where a sense of humor would save your ass.
Krissylynnfoo 1
Awkward.. o.O
kandi_kid69 15
Yeah.. We got that.
daydreamer244 13
You two are obviously in love.
ss_20_xx 14
I can't refrain from saying this so pardon me. STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.
IAmCicero 3
There is no better love story than Cicero and the night mother. Oh how I long to hear her dark words....
FilleNoir 21
That's why I avoid small talk.
thisisafunnyname 12
That's why I avoid people. And pretty much anything alive
perdix 31
'Cause everyone knows when a stalking has begun. Sure, it's a double-standard, but everyone thinks it's cute when a girl stalks a guy. At least I do ;)
TheDrifter 24
If she stalks me and I catch her, does that mean I get to keep her?
unknown_user5566 27
20- You know what I think is cute? How peaceful you look when you're sleeping. ;)
perdix 31
#61, it must be because I'm dreaming of you. *flutters eyelashes* (I'll bet you don't know too many dudes that do that ;))
br0ccoli 15
I see you're still doing naked Zumba at 7.
unknown_user5566 27
64- That must be the reason! And I do believe you are the first male I've known to flutter their eyelashes, but of course I knew you did that even before you mentioned it in your comment. I'm a grade A stalker. ;)
perdix 31
71, you sure do sound effective. And as 70 mentioned earlier, I do naked Zumba by my window at 7 pm, but you may already know that. If not, make sure you get there a little early to get a good branch on the tree outside my window. I provide Nutter Butters and Eggos for snacks and Yoo-Hoos to drink. I'm full-service prey ;)
unknown_user5566 27
I did already know that, but I do need to start arriving earlier. 70 always steals the best tree branches :( Yay, snacks! Just leave them on your windowsill, and after I am done snipping off pieces of your hair for the night, I will take them home with me. Stalking leaves me famished.
perdix 31
So, that's you!!! I thought I was developing male pattern baldness! It's ok, though, now I know all those pleasant dreams of my head being lovingly caressed are not just dreams. I guess I'd better never let you down. You know, with you wielding sharp objects around my unconscious head and such.
unknown_user5566 27
Nope, don't fret, you're not going bald. I just need lots of hair snippets for my heart-shaped lockets. & exactly, disappointing me would NOT be in your best interest. :) Side note: I had no idea I had the capability of being so creepy. Learn somethin' new every day!
perdix 31
#98, I have that effect on women. One day, they are normal girls, then they meet me and the stalking begins. I think it's the snacks :D
PotatoSupahNinja 3
Reason why I always have at least one headphone in my ear at airports, on airplanes, at bus stops....
SystemofaBlink41 27
Is small talk that usual in the U.S.? Where I live no one talks unless there's a good reason...
tony1891 22
someone's in love.
wellnevermind 4
Your picture and that comment ... Hahahah
mvems 13
If you were at the bus stop together I don't see how you thought jumping on the bus would get you away from her.
Grimmerie 31
Sometimes more than one bus stops somewhere. For example, at my bus stop, I can catch the 41, 43 or 480. The one I take home from work serves seven different buses.
leadawg75 12
That's not funny it jut ur fault :/
IndyJustin 4
A gay baby was born