Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
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madelinebriana 11
This is almost as awkward as when you say bye to somebody and you both walk the same way...
Skeleton_fml 1
Don't talk to strangers..
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Comments (55)
sougstad 7
You should have taken out your weiner
dude1122332 9
Things could go either way, south, she calls the police, or 'things' will go north. Pun intended.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I've learned that in situations like that, the tension is most likely just in your head. Just breathe deep and tell yourself it doesn't matter.
robo_thunder 13
Thats why ipods are so useful.
angelinaanimerg 7
There is nothing awkward about a canvo ending with a stranger... U either start a new one or move on. Maybe ur just akward
MCRaddict15 15
Take out your phone and try having a conversation with someone else, or play a game. Your phone can really ease the tension!
eccentrix 12
Today, a girl talked to you, but then it went on for too long. FYL
HaydenClark10 7
You should have just spoke to her, ask her stuff and find out more next thing you know your friends and you might see her again
thiscrazything 1
Pretty sure the tension was only in your head, you've got to relax, son.
AzzieC 12
Wrong time 2 be on the bus...... Why didn't u try to start a conversation? Just curious
Albarufus 13
Makes me think of "waiting on the bus like a swede!" xD