Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
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Top comments
Psych101 9
In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."
MrSassypants 34
I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?
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Comments (132)
justeli98 0
If your a guy yell dafuq is that blood If your a girl yell dafuq us that cum
nickownes1 3
What the **** did I just read?
AGhost5445 25
Well I'm a monkey what do I say?
AGhost5445 25
Just ignore this.
windycityassasin 6
Blare loud music from your washroom nonstop and don't let them get a wink of sleep.
iseyixes 18
She might be punishing other neighbors if she did that.... Oh and my pic kicked your pic's ass. :)
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Wouldn't that be a punishment for her too? You know. When she tries to sleep.
worldclassrager 41
play music...loud enough so they can't hear you...that's a solution...
deadxwedding84 5
Next time sing a song with lots of profanities to spice up their parties. Or offer live performances where you swear at them in person.
jonn090 13
Hey it's only bad if you singed crap like Justin Bieber , In which if you did I will now go into a fetile position and sip water
missamazinggg 12
*Sung And fetle looks wrong, but knowing me it could be right. Where's Doc when I need him?
MeriTimeKat 0
Fetal*
gracehi 33
What the **** did I just read? Oh, and since when do fetuses sip water?
klovely22 13
18- Oh, my! Please tell me that you don't actually speak that way!
missamazinggg 12
111- my mistake. Spelling is my enemy.
vbmg152 19
# 54, It's Sang
misspulkadot24 17
Singed? SINGED?!?! I hate my generation.
ImmaB3AST 7
If it's one direction that you've been singing. You're neighbors are assholes. Spreading the the shitty music around through recordings...
Bluekaren16 19
One Infection
Kiki242 19
Don't be embarrassed. Record their sex noises and play it for their friends.
highway_unicorn7 5
Two wrongs don't make a right...
ch3s 4
But 3 lefts do.
Kiki242 19
I see it as an eye for an eye
Kiki242 19
What songs are you singing? Hopefully nothing embarrassing.
ebonyirony 29
They have no proof it's you! Unless you rap and put your name in the song instead of Chiddy Bang or Akon or whatever.
zuzupetalsYO 11
26-are you ok?
ebonyirony 29
29- why do you ask? I assume it's an attempt to start something obscure.
perdix 31
#44, the Pringles duckface is a fairly mainstream meme -- at least it is for old farts.
ebonyirony 29
50- that's what I thought. That's why I was confused as to why they asked if I was okay.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Every time I see your picture I want Pringles. But there never is any.
highway_unicorn7 5
Where can I buy a copy of your album?!
sammyjanette 17
Her next door neighbor is giving out free previews.