Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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Top comments
Capt_Obvious 11
Go through again with the windows down, that should solve the pissing problem.
SS99_fml 20
Sounds like a tame version of Saw
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Comments (63)
Yeshua_fml 19
More than one thing got showered that day. I couldn't help it; one shouldn't waste such golden opportunities. ; )
jazzmin1997 16
haha two opportunities :)
baseballbv 17
You had no idea that would happen? I hope you enjoyed the multi-color liquid show.
TheCrispyCat 20
Some dogs might love the car wash and some like OP's would freak the hell out. There is no guarantee.
PossiblyInDanger 24
At least you were somewhere you could clean it up.
cakefete2 31
Yea, car washes do interior washes and shampoos. Just run the car through again, just this time, sans doggy.
Warden1986 16
I would say it's better to be pissed off, then being pissed...
worldclassrager 41
Hope a zombie doesn't take off your windshield like the crazies
Arthurie 30
What does that have anything to do with being pissed on by a frightened dog in a car wash?
Alastor13X 8
Did you think your dog would be okay with all the loud noises from the pressure washers and the weird mop things consuming your vehicle like Moby dick chomping on a wad of gum for a few minutes? That sounds like a moment in doggy hell.
conman531 23
You must have been pissed
Baucis 10
Car washed, inside and out.
lh176 7
At least is was just pee, you can be thankful for that one
TheCrispyCat 20
You don't mind being peed on?
ranzan 7
You deserved it, because you took the dog with you to car wash
Anonymous2194 4
Oh look, that one person who finds a way to say OP deserved it.