Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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Capt_Obvious 11
Go through again with the windows down, that should solve the pissing problem.
SS99_fml 20
Sounds like a tame version of Saw
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Comments (63)
mikbrooke 25
im surprised there are not more YDIs, considering most dogs (unless a guard dog), are scared of loud noises such as a vaccuum cleaner. it was never a smart idea to go through a car wash with your dog.
smokecloud_ 37
I thought the same. I tend to take my dog everywhere with me when I can, and I've always wondered about the car wash. He'd probably just bark or be chill with me in the car with him, but I won't be testing this hypothesis any time soon after reading this FML.
91hayek 31
Everyone is passing it off as the dog just being a dog, but imagine falling asleep in the car and waking during mid-wash with the diabolical noise and all window's covered in Satan's semen. That would be an FML for the ages.
TheCrispyCat 20
I expect one from this l dog very soon...
DanielleinDC 34
I was tempted to click YDI, but then I remember the dog my mom and stepdad used to have, and she was pretty easygoing. Guess you couldn't have known that your dog would be scared enough to piss himself.
EdenCrystal 21
Time to get the inside washed.
G_bear24 9
Well at least the outside of the car is clean...
ChakatBlackstar 29
I can understand that. We did that with our dogs, and while they didn't piss on everything, even our mere human noses could smell the fear coming off them.
lesley3r3 22
Least you got the outside of the car clean haha silver lining & all
Camri_123 11
See I would have put "myself included" or "including me" if I were writing this FML.
blazingshot147 19
Well you're at the car wash OP. You could just idk wash the inside too.
lazyslumber 18
Its time to get your car detailed !!