Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
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Astraea 0
oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.
jayjaysmokerson 0
you should have told that bitch to suck it.
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Comments (144)
darian222 0
ouch tht suxx man i feel for ya id hate tht if it happened to me D: fyl
cabbagez 0
slap dat bitch
Postalpig 0
kick her in the balls
DavidCooksAngel 0
Wow! why is every one attacking snickerdoodle (sp?) she clearly said "IF" I read a lot worst on here. no one attacks that person. WTF?
artpsychopedia 0
That's when you pass it back over and say loudly to the other guy "She says to tell you *not in a million years, fat ass.*"
kennarama 0
yes!
ohgosh_noooo 0
I would have said it's not from me, bitch!
pantherflb66 0
that's great lol
droppintacos 0
lmfao...I love how wrong snickerdoodle is and how stupid she's making herself look by trying so hard to defend her comments, if 5 different people tell you your an idiot, take the hint, oh make that 6; YOUR AN IDIOT
kittyprincess319 0
Ha, partly FYL, but also YDI for passing a note in class. Never a good idea...
WallyTheWombat 0
Open it up and read it aloud. Maybe change it up a bit to say something like, "Hello (bitch girl), My dad says that he wants the vibrator that he lent you back. He said he can't wait to see you again and feel you do that one thing with your tongue and his butthole. Signed (some kid in your class that you don't like." Then tear up the note to destroy the evidence and causing humiliation to both parties that were aforementioned in said note. :)