Health Assumptions

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Cuppycake - 04/05/2011 05:33 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

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Chlo - 11/08/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML

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vividrabbit - 12/07/2009 13:29 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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LA - 17/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML

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Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

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sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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kcd - 23/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

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TookaWooka666 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:11

Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:16

wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...

BEATLES1133 3

Saturday 2 November 2013 4:42

Omy god how rude

kev1029 22

Friday 8 November 2013 18:29

I've never seen something so bad that I've had felt the need to log in and comment. You are a bitch. A special kind of bitch. Shame on you.

rhoeft95 11

Sunday 29 December 2013 21:53

I'm diabetic myself and have the same kind if bag for my monitor, iv had countless teachers tell at me for having my phone in class, when it's my a phone, it's my insulin pump

type1diabetic 12

Monday 23 June 2014 23:53

Wow, way to be horrible

nataliewby 25

Sunday 14 September 2014 7:15

Inconsiderate

madeline9322 17

Tuesday 28 October 2014 12:50

I thought Canadians were nice.

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 9 March 2015 20:32

Even if it was a change purse, why would you laugh OP? My husband has one so he doesn't have to carry loose change in his pocket that could fall out when he gets something from his pockets.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 19 March 2015 3:22

Why would you say that?

tigerthepredator 16

Wednesday 24 February 2016 15:09

Im diabetic and i honestly would have laughed at that.

funindarain 5

Saturday 6 August 2016 5:36

Guys, i realize it wasn't the most considerate thing, but it's just a simple misunderstanding. It's a lot better than all the other ignorant shit us diabetics get, and that comment wasn't even ignorant, it was more inconsiderate. You shouldn't be making fun of them for that, especially since you all are being inconsiderate in return.