Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I saw someone at the buffet get two plates in a row. I told my date that, “People nowadays have no self control.” Unbeknownst to me, he was within earshot and told me, “FYI, I was getting a plate for my disabled mother.” After dinner, my date unmatched me and blocked my number. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
And then you felt foolish for acting like an idiot and jumping to conclusions, so you did the right thing and told the attendant to give the other guy your food, right? Right?
rudegirlmania 10
You're a little crazy.
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Comments (105)
fantita495 19
The REAL FML is: Today, I was at the pool, calmly enjoying my meal when some guy ran up to me, told me to stop stealing his food and trashed it. The attendant brought out his meal came out 2 seconds later. FML.
RZB 11
YDI, impatient.
CrazyChickens721 5
I can imagine his FML right now... 'Today, some crazy guy took my food and threw it into the trash thinking it was his. It wasn't. FML' lol
uncommentor 11
would be better.
priiest 8
Ya how does this 1 have more your life sucks than YDI's?
sugarshane007 20
I hope he grabbed your food, yelled at you for stealing it, and then ate every bit of it in front of you just to make you feel the burning embarassment of your stupidity.
mikeymayhem_87 15
You do realize people order the same food all the time, right, OP?
perdix 31
YDI for your lack of manners. You should have politely said, "Excuse me, sir, but I believe you are eating my food." He'd either correct you or say, "So what if I am?" If it's the latter, then you can lose your shit and make the scene you did.
xStaciexLynnx 15
If it had been your food, wouldn't the logical fix be asking the staff member about it and NOT attacking the poor guy who accidentally got your food?
xiaodoggiie 5
Judgmental much?
luna92az 0
You absolutely deserve it. You acted like a child. But hey, live and learn, right?
BobbieH 19
Because it isn't possible someone could order the same thing as you had ordered from what is likely a limited menu? I hope you took your order over to him and apologized for being a little crazy!