Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. I also moved right back out, after I caught him sexting one of his coworkers just a few hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
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SnowWitney 17
Even if she was seeing your boyfriend, it doesn't give you the right to attack her, psycho.
candleandflame 19
She could have been a relative. Always better to get the full story.
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Comments (91)
Wizardo 34
Please don't turn into a crazy ex if you guys ever break up, you'll go Tyson on the new girls :/
jrock9093 18
Maybe next time think before reacting are you that ignorant over a guy anyways if that was the case that you would fight her? If any. Thing if it was the guy tell him to kiss your as* and kick rocks! No need to use violence as a solution from a combat vet that's seen the world there is no need to hurt your own you never know when you'll need them good luck kiddo
Jemm_fml 29
...What the hell are you on about?
Zen_Mei 17
#13 PUNCTUATION dammit
caden_bro 9
You must be a joy to hold a conversation with.
LaPush_ 7
Bitches be loco.
skullofdarkness 18
*locas. Loco is the singular, masculine form of the word, but since you are describing females it would be loca, and since the noun which was being described was plural, the adjective would also be plural.
LaPush_ 7
**** me, im very sorry. Guess my spanish grammar is loca.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that's what you get for reacting without actual proof
tyler384 6
Hind sight is 20/20, hopefully you've learned to get all the facts straight before making a bold move.
Nurd4lyfe 7
This has been just another lesson in "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"
thrifting 18
Yousa dumb biatch.
beclaurela 18
Maybe you shouldn't be so psycho? 'Kay.
ninjuh_wingman 29
The fact that your first reaction was to assume your boyfriend was cheating and attack her makes you seem a little psycho.
barbsillvy 10
I think you are one of those crazy girlfriends.
Trish01 23
Yup, OP's like, totes cray cray