Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. I also moved right back out, after I caught him sexting one of his coworkers just a few hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
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Top comments
SnowWitney 17
Even if she was seeing your boyfriend, it doesn't give you the right to attack her, psycho.
candleandflame 19
She could have been a relative. Always better to get the full story.
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Comments (91)
sammieshortcake 15
Way to go, crazy ass.
Neopopulas 9
How is this anything BUT YDI?
Derpinallday 2
Guess who's getting a GPS for her birthday..
f2_fml 8
you definitely deserve it for being such a presumptuous bitch.. i mean for all you know she could have been a friend or relative or just anyone visiting...plus maybe even if there was an affair...she didn't know?....there are so many possibilities as to what could have been going on
Yeliab333 20
Just because a girl walks out of his apartment doesn't mean he's cheating. She could be family or a friend or landlord or anything really. You should trust your boyfriend more.
Llama_Face89 34
...psycho bitch..
The_9th_Doctor 18
why do women always jump to conclusions
jhs578650 9
@53 Why do men always make sweeping generalizations? ^^^ That sounds stupid doesn't it? Don't make generalizations.
emirie 21
You're a gem, aren't you?
twiggy22 7
Congratulations !! You have won the award of "Best Psycho Girlfriend" You should feel honored
starsfan326 12
You're a psycho bitch