Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
boating_guy 33
Wow, damn girl. Settle down there. Some girls are just bitches or think to highly of themselves... Pity that's how some people are today. Either way you aren't actually at fault for anything OP, so you have nothing to worry about. And the worst is when girls act that way and aren't even that hot...
metallica_wins 20
Neither of them seem very familiar with books.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (74)
laden_swallow09 35
Hah! Who the hell could the douche report OP to? What're they gonna do, revoke his rail pass for purvy pictures he doesn't even have?
DeeDeeJay 15
It sounds like she just wanted to cause a scene
brandoneyez1 25
Don't worry op. Sounds like she had a bad previous experience. She may have had someone photograph her in the past and she was feeling threatened by you even though no such threat existed.
TXFernwoods 26
What a drama queen.
KimchiKim 9
Yeah. Sure. You were taking pictures of her because she was oh SO pretty. Her absolutely SMASHING beauty has caused her to fall prey to a pervert.
AverageJoey 18
Well depending on how that guy treated you, it might be assault or harassment.
ZombieSazza 34
Jeezo, FYL, this girl is a bitch who is clearly paranoid and thinks the world revolves around her! I hope you were ok after OP!
inner_peace 19
Hooray for men now being perpetually labeled as perverts in society. Now just being a man is almost a sin.
squideth 18
Aww poor men, so sad. You men have it so hard :C not.
BradTheBrony 19
He never said that the life of a man was hard, he simply insinuated that men are called perverts far more often than women. Nice job on the thinly-veiled misandry, though.
tbart13 7
Reminds me of my sister where whenever I hold my phone at a certain position she thinks that I'm taking a picture of her or video taping her.
IzzyIzebel323 13
Pshh people now a days, sounds like the girl wanted to make a scene and some people live for that.