Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Wow, damn girl. Settle down there. Some girls are just bitches or think to highly of themselves... Pity that's how some people are today. Either way you aren't actually at fault for anything OP, so you have nothing to worry about. And the worst is when girls act that way and aren't even that hot...
metallica_wins 20
Neither of them seem very familiar with books.
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Comments (74)
LookUpImThere 13
That sucks :(
yoha_ordonez 8
Conceited little bitch.
TheMystery13 13
As much of a **** as she was, I have no sympathy for cell phone induced woes of any kind. **** cell phones.
maplecandy 7
Considering the fact that women deal with sexual harassment and creepy ***** every day of their lives, I can't really blame this lass for trying to protect herself; luckily you're not the sort of guy who'd do that, but not everyone is decent. The bloke, on the other hand, is an asshat, especially since you actually showed the damn book you were reading before he went all 'alpha dog'. Sorry you had to deal with that, OP.
kalbrek009 20
How do we know that OP wasn't using a "sneaky pic" app that lets you disguise your main screen with a page from a random book...just saying...I saw someone doing it on the subway the other day &...wait a minute...was that OP? Idk, but dude nearly got his butt kicked by some guy shoving him around.
amisenho 11
Maybe the paranoia of those "up-skirt" offenders has extended to Singapore. There's been evidence of men sneaking pictures of women's crotches while they're doing something nice, like petting someone else's dog or picking up someone's items off the floor. And, in some cases, people still place the blame on the woman for wearing "revealing clothing". Most of the time, the woman's dress or skirt isn't even that short; it's usually at the knee; sometimes, it hangs at the calf, and some men still see it as a photo opp. Regardless of the outfit, though, it's no excuse to be a jackass and take pictures of someone you don't know personally.
GEFStryker 29
This is where you say "Oh please bitch, don't flatter yourself, that split you got going on down there can't do nothing for this pretty ass." Then smile at the guy beside you.
rikkidi 20
I don't get how so many people are calling the girl a bitch and stuck-up and whatever. Maybe she has had some previous experiences or something, I don't think anyone would do false accusations like that just because they think they're pretty. Of course this sucks for the OP and was not the right thing to do but I don't think it was just because of selfishness
valentinov 15
To situations like these, I'd recommend using the "self-centered" attitude: "Yeah right... I'd look to someone like you... Honey, I can do way better than you. Now, run along and stop bothering me." It's better to let people think you're a jerk, than to come across as a pervert. Somehow, jerks are respected.
shannonchelsey 7
LOL. I would've just sat there and ignored her.
AgaveRat 5
Today, I accused a man on a subway of being a pervert and taking pictures of me. Another passenger began assaulting the man when I realized 2 things: he was actually just reading a book, and I'm a completely self-centered bitch. FML