Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML
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Top comments
PickledSweets 22
Sounds like someone really doesn't want to marry you. If you're in this seriously, you might consider finding someone else who is serious, too.
QueenSaru 28
There's a difference between saying, "I love you, sweetheart!" in public and the spectacle that public proposals cause. Suddenly the proposee is surrounded by strangers who are hanging on their every word and ready to judge or comment if they say no. That's a lot of pressure and not cool if public proposals/marriage in general isn't something that hasn't been discussed. It's not that hard to feel out if your loved one is someone who's against or for public proposals BEFORE you get on one knee.
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Comments (103)
Delsanity 13
Guess you guys need to discuss some stuff.
SweetIam 12
Hey better luck next time! Maybe with the next girlfriend too..
dakatabg 31
You have a very special partner
jordyn20915 14
text that bitch a smiley face bitches love smiley faces
rachelllllb 18
at least you know for future reference how she would and wouldnt like a proposal...
flexseal 14
sounds like she is hinting for You to do something....i think....is she?
TheAwesomeGuy123 11
You may want to consider someone else besides her in your life OP.
uncle_ssaamm 12
you should probs dumo her then or shes waiting for you to propose but publicly is not her fantasy
vikky538 29
Tie not to be crazy. Thats what you need to tell her
janfleury 19
That's scary. She sounds just a tad off to me. I would run away from her as fast as I could.