Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML
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karelmart12 0
You're a ******* idiot.
Humanoid_fml 0
I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.
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Comments (28)
karelmart12 0
You're a ******* idiot.
Mikebiff19632 0
next time tie ur damn shoes.. no need to embarras him like that
Lucy Vesquez 12
your* embarrass*
24788 7
You can't really blame him. He probably thought you were crazy.
Masta_Blasta 0
how thoughtful since ur already down.
Humanoid_fml 0
I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.
xADyingSoulx 0
Dumbfuck. FHisL.
abcnonamecba 0
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AutumnGirlSoup 0
**** LOVE
Hikarishimizu 13
You sound like a.....weird person, OP. And judging by the name you put as the submitter, you like anime. You're probably one of those weird, overly clingy, socially awkward otaku people. Don't get me wrong, I like Japanese stuff. (See username.) But I'm not weird. You are. YDI.
Pyro_Panda 4
I hope you're kidding about OP being 6. 6 years old with a bf? that's amazing!