Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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EvenIfItKillsMe 0
awh. People can be so mean.
ichnal 0
You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?
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tannenzaepfle 0
At least you've got a nice ass.
philosopher 0
Yeah, and guys are the shallow ones...
ToeJam 0
I'm sure you're beautiful. Don't listen to them.
LiarAndSlave 0
Don't worry about how you look so much. look in the mirror with a nervous look. then look in the mirror confidently. you'll notice a big difference, you look more attractive. girls like confident guys.
Luneth101 0
Maybe you should wear a picture off your ass on your face like a mask. lol, jk. Those girls are bitches.
yuyo_fml 0
they juss want ur dik
magnusgc 0
Perfect opportunity for the old "when you assume you make an ass out of u and me" whilst smacking your ass. Next time
NuclearButterfly 0
Look on the bright side, you have a nice bum!
SVelasquez 0
Actually you should have said. "At least you like my butt. I'll make sure my boyfriend knows that."
randomdude1234 0
bet you're a chapel hill hipster amirite?