Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, I was walking to my car after grocery shopping when I dropped my heavy-ass bag, which then ripped. Everything spilled out, and while I was picking it up, a kind stranger ran over to help me… by accidentally stepping on and smashing my carton of eggs. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML
Today, I was walking through a Tesco's car park when I saw a shopping trolley slowly rolling towards me. I figured I’d be a hero and stop it before it hit a car. As I grabbed it, I slipped on a patch of ice and crashed straight into the cart, sending right it into the car I was trying to protect, denting the door. FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML
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Bennyboy1985 0
What a ******* bitch. It would be nice if her car got hit by a train with her in it and the driver started freaking out about running late.
CTL_fml 0
that's happened to me before. a woman reversed into me, and didn't even get out of her car, she just drove off. some woman standing 5 feet behind me was even screaming.
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Comments (101)
Embarassment 0
Man, you shouldve put another few dents in. What an idiot.
k1420 0
She's a dick.
xohaleyuxo 0
sue her!!!!
Wendelaa 0
I agree with #3 and besides, u can get her arrested for that.
quiddity 0
Some people are so self-centered. It's ridiculous.
retardthinkswhat 3
well u could have just beat her ass since it is tecnicaly selfdefense
ThaMC 0
(if you could do any of this) 1. pour milk down her handbag 2. key " I'm a f***ing B**ch all over her car. 3.Slash her tires 4. break a window with a sharp object... Like Her FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhh!!! Also: sugar in the gas tank, potato in the tailpipe, removal of stereo
VraelVhalen 0
#1. Get her license plate number. #2. if you didnt break any bones and you werent hurt too bad, beat the ******* shit out of that bitch.
Luvin_life_17 0
awww that sucks!!!!she is a bitch!!!!!sue her hunt her down and beat her car with a baseball bat that will definitely put some dents in it!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!revenge
Sofeee 0
diva