Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
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Top comments
JustKittyKat 24
What a prick! 1. For saying you did it. 2. For writing that. You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :) (I am obviously kidding when calling her that)
MDM15 5
Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!
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Comments (85)
rcgirl2 11
You should report that douche to the person who's above him.
danielnieves 4
Y'all trippin. Should of gone along with it and took the blame. He wasn't going to do anything clearly. You would of gotten on his good side
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It's hard to take you seriously when you say things like "Y'all trippin'" and "should of" instead of "should have". Hey, no one is perfect. Just trying to keep you from those vicious FML sharks.
danielnieves 4
Anddddd I don't give a ****
Crissayuh 1
Who said it was food?
futtbucker92 0
What else would it be? Tampon samples? No, 'cause that wouldn't make since.
afunnyterdcody 5
That's when u pour kerosene all over the damn place whn it's close and light the mother ****** up
brandy1 5
That's a disgusting response. You should be banned from posting here.
brutaltruth 3
Your boss seems really stupid for writing that down, most people only think it.
NashyzzleTheN 10
Bosses think they can get away with anything:/ this includes my father!
LuckyLynx7732 5
If your boss didn't remember doing it then you would have been fired instead of getting a warning. Start job hunting and get out asap.
chadmkoon 4
Can someone PLEASE tell me what Op means? And who prefers hotdogs or hamburgers??
futtbucker92 0
Obtuse pectorals.
stauce55 5
I have customers take advantage of my store every day! Makes me want to pull my hair out!!
NKV786 2
It's totally acceptable to just deck your boss now !!