Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
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Top comments
JustKittyKat 24
What a prick! 1. For saying you did it. 2. For writing that. You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :) (I am obviously kidding when calling her that)
MDM15 5
Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!
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Comments (85)
lonkite101 14
You're boss is quite the bitch.
jayswing 8
I doubt your boss could just not "remember" saying that. He's just covering his own tail up. What a boss.
s0ulslack 20
Welcome to working under Managers who can barely wipe their own ass. Seems 99% of Managers are educated to this level :(
OceanNut4 4
What a prick
NOOBSQUAD 0
I like to read FML's while I poop.
flutter4 7
Interesting...
Fmls4life 6
Well stop giving her free samples :)
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
What is your runescape name? Mine is D3monic Lord
olpally 33
I take it your boss is into dubstep... Lol. Your boss is an absolute asshole.
futtbucker92 0
Ah dubstep, one of the most blatantly talentless, heartless, soulless, emotionless and tasteless forms of "music" thus far. What ever happened to actual musicians with instruments?
treychat1 9
Just because she thought it doesn't mean it should be acted upon
brandy1 5
Not much you can do except suck it up.
challan 19
I worked in a restaurant that would write TFFB on the reservation sheet of you were "larger" TFFB - too fat for booth
thatKidzmOm 10
Was it chili's? Lol. I worked at a chili's that did something very similar to that!
challan 19
Ruby Tuesday's ;)