Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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soullessgingers 0
Wow some kids are so spoiled. It's worse when the parents do nothing about it.
Blakeykins 0
Kids these days...little monsters.
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Comments (143)
vintage3113 6
Kids will be kids. Some parents...are simply incapable of common courtesy and reason. But your employer continuing the trend is where I would draw the ******* line.
Dcm210 19
Hopefully you can find a better job.
cece_miless 8
Then get the girl some apple juice. !! YOU DESERVED IT !!
desertrose415 8
So you expect her to drop everything and leave the other kids unattended while she runs to the store to get apple juice because some bossy little brat told her to? Get some backbone, that's why the kid is where she's at already.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Brats don't deserve apple juice. But with parents like hers, its no wonder she's turning out the way she is. Well, they'll get theirs. Bratty, over-indulged children end up demanding far more expensive treats then apple juice.
samasara 20
Mmmmm. Apple juice sounds good right now.
dabeast15 7
People r such bitches these days
karen1991 15
.....the hell???
mosquito19 14
i would pee in bottle, add a whole bunch sugar in it and feed it her as apple juice.
chanchan127 1
get over it
Tycisas 5
It's amazing how many dumb asses there are. For one the parents have priority issues, (they are not teaching this kid good values) two your boss is an idiot. They should not condone foul language period at a "childcare facility".
melrose90210 10
But where has all the apple juice gone!?