Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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soullessgingers 0
Wow some kids are so spoiled. It's worse when the parents do nothing about it.
Blakeykins 0
Kids these days...little monsters.
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perdix 31
I've noticed that when I've given a urine sample, it looks a lot like apple juice. If not saying you should serve piss to bratty kids, but if it's the alternative to a three-ring butt-reaming . . .
perdix 31
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Too bad you couldn't slap her right across her mouth. I'm a bit older but if I had done that, my babysitter (a family friend) would have ground the soap into my teeth when I had to put the soap in my mouth for it. Then she would have told my parents, who then would blister my butt to the point I couldn't sit for awhile.
pradip 26
In that girls case, parents care too little but in ur case they sound too extreme.
sicksadworld1317 30
Slapping and otherwise abusing children teaches them nothing good. An authoritative approach is a much better bet.
ICastillo 25
Well you can tell all of them to shove the apple juice where the sun don't shine and no I don't mean the refrigerator.
katie887 2
Thy girl is gonna have serious trouble when life doesn't always gives her what he wants, too bad her parents and supervisors are dumb as well. Smile, and do u r best. U don't deserve this.
JDII 3
Thats why I only deal with my kids lmfao, I'd have to tell the parrents to get their rotten kid tf out of my day car and do not come back. unacceptable. when I was a kid they had this paddle with B.O.S.S. engraved/drilled into it, and I would have B.O.S.S. on my butt for decades.
hatesfate 6
What if they were in your night car? And how many days/months ago did B.O.S.S. fade off considering you've only been alive for two decades?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Buy apple juice, take it to work, and drink the whole ******* jug in her face. NOW WHAT, BITCH? ... You'll probably get fired.
samasara 20
haha. me saying "NOW WHAT, BITCH?" in a squeaky voice sounded so funny! You're a genius.
marxistbkly 3
Butch where's my apple juice!
roblaycle 3
Tell them to go screw themselves and quit! Then get a better job
RaeNiece1 15
LMAO . I Can Imagine The Whole Scene .
SuicidalSalmon 2
We live in a mad world.