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Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML
Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I'd say "Pics or it's fake," but I'm afraid you'd call my bluff.
bloopaloop 27
So do you still get carded or do people help you walk across the street?
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Comments (3)
Charlie Given 28
I feel your pain 😭
bloopaloop 27
So do you still get carded or do people help you walk across the street?
princess_stabitty 20
That's a good one, LOL xD
RichardPencil 32
I'd say "Pics or it's fake," but I'm afraid you'd call my bluff.