Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers weepers." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as "Dad" to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in, or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
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Top comments
Ghostrui 31
Report it as stolen.
Madrias 36
And this is what the police are for. You get your phone back, she gets a court date.
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Comments (32)
GUYMAINE 16
Oh boy here i go stealing again
RichardPencil 32
You lived without your phone for three weeks? Your social media must have thought you died. Grandpa talks of a time when an entire family would have one “telephone” that was connected by a wire to the wall, and they’d have to share it. He’s demented, no one believes him!
crazycrochetlady 12
He was fancy! My grandparents talked about going to this place called outside to talk to people.
Valoneria 2
If you can use find your iphone on it, it means your account is still active. This means you can lock the device remotely, or even wipe it. Time to be malicious.
1gullible_bugger 34
Why did you want so long to have your phone? Just log in and lock it.
Sinshine 28
Time for a sister-in-lawsuit.
ojosRojos 28
Stealers, prisoners.
Virids 13
I would suggest asking family members to help get it back, and if that doesn't work you should just report it to the police.
Stephanie Claire 12
Start getting up in the middle of the night and making it play that awful sound
onceuponatime456 16
Your reply was to call the police, right? Then tell your brother his wife is a piece of sh*t!
Robins 5
Did she give back ? If not just lock it via iCloud lol