firemansam
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Advent calendar time!
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
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oliviaorourke 8
Maybe he works night shifts?
Blueglasscup 18
A free newspaper! OP, you lucky devil!
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arcwelder 4
yeah that sucks but when you work third shift and your trying to sleep during the day there better be someone really important at my door if I have to wake up.... not a calendar salesmen
fangz_fml 6
Aaah, mad eye moody never change!! :)
manders618 2
stop going doar to doar and annoying people then and just stand infront of stores
cyanidesandwich 21
do the calendars have chocolate in side them, under each day of the month?
jaccq 2
you deserve it for selling things door to door. these things could be easily sold at malls, why bother going door to door and irritating people's privacy. it is irritating to see a salesman standing at your door asking you to buy some things from him. it is no difference from a beggar. even if I wasnt sleeping, I would be irritated too.
LukaInTheSky 3
Americans must be the only country in the world with crime; we don't need guns cause we don't have rapists and home invaders and shit. Oh wait, we do, we're just not hillbilly fucknuts. Negative votes in 3, 2, 1...
dansco 25
You woke him up and he was pissed, what did you expect? D'oh!
ktulu94 2
And you're an asshole.
ktulu94 2
My comment was for the ajd1992 guy, btw
mdspot 0
I work midnights.. And if someone woke me up because they wanted to sell me a calendar ... I may not have to many nice things to say to them either.