firemansam
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Advent calendar time!
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
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oliviaorourke 8
Maybe he works night shifts?
Blueglasscup 18
A free newspaper! OP, you lucky devil!
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2kj 0
Get a website asshole
juliabrookss 0
Why sell Christmas themed calenders when Christmas is only once a year? I'd find it a little weird seeing a Christmas tree on my calendar during Summer...
EdenLis 14
I have to admit, those things are annoying.
yourlifesucksHA 14
Its all for charity :)
ParisMilton93 15
Why didn't he just ignore it? That's what my boyfriend does when he is on nights. Or maybe he should get some ear plugs, you were only doing your job.
emuexport 4
"bellend" :):):), excellent !!!
jessherself13 21
OP FYL but FHL because working nights sucks, and so does being woken up by your doorbell for a salesman.
emuexport 4
Hahaha, "bellend", excellent:)
isquisqui2 10
"Bellend" or "bell-end" is basically slang for dick head or idiot, fyi
kevinsagirl2323 8
selling anything door to door is just obnoxious