firemansam
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Advent calendar time!
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
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oliviaorourke 8
Maybe he works night shifts?
Blueglasscup 18
A free newspaper! OP, you lucky devil!
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It_gets_better 20
IMHO charities should stick to public areas or sending mail that can be handled at the donor's leisure. Anyone bothering someone at their place of residence deserves a door in their face.
CRC_101 31
You put "on nights" in quotes as if you don't know the many people that work the night shift and have to sleep during the day exist... F his life for being woken up just for a calendar. It ain't easy to fall asleep in daylight. The price you have to pay for selling door-to-door in this modern age.
bobsanction 18
Be glad that's all you got. You don't wake up a nighter. We will fight you.
Hangryko 32
Ever heard of online campaigning?