firemansam
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Advent calendar time!
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
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oliviaorourke 8
Maybe he works night shifts?
Blueglasscup 18
A free newspaper! OP, you lucky devil!
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Zya_fml 8
Hi, I'm in Canada and what is a gun?
juybuygo 13
at least he jut did that. some pervs out there would've done alot worse.
LukaInTheSky 3
Since no one's said it yet I will - free newspaper
Otarin 6
You missed #5 then.
Jennielee 6
Mad-eye moody?
Okayitwasme 0
Sorry, you take a chance going to people's doors. Try going to a business and asking if you can sell them there.
rubberduckie94 13
wow it is amazing we posted saying almost the same thing and i got thumbed down and you got thumbed up. how is that. i am glad you got thumbed up though. it would take 911 like at least thirty minutes to get to my house. dang skippy i will pull a gun on someone invading my house going to hurt me or esp hurt my kids.
Pazu_fml 10
YDI. No one wants strangers coming to their door to sell them shit, no matter what the cause. It's disruptive and invasive. If you want to inform people of a charity, leave a flyer. If you want to sell something, get a booth somewhere, ask people on the street or in a mall, make a website -- just do it anywhere but in our homes.
lhasselb 0
Some people do work night shift. Dnt ring the damn door bell unless you know differently. Jeez
suzukircr99 3
I'm at work right now as well and if it were noon and you knocked on my door I woulda punched you in the face
suzukircr99 3
Let me ask you to buy a calendar at 3am
lawprior 0
It's almost as if he didn't want to be rudely interrupted for something he probably doesn't care about