Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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Top comments
alwaysalady 0
I'm sure you can get out of it if you tell the judge. Just make sure you file a report on the mugging and bring a copy of the case file with you.
xxMiiNii 0
FYL. No reasons required.
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Comments (57)
oliviahere 0
Wonder why they didn't take your car keys and hop into your car.
eddy7 0
thats life...at least you dont live in chicago! =/
john_bell 0
That's rough
molitov 0
I bet if u filed a police report on the mugging u could fight your ticket easily.
AdamGD 0
hahahaha that sucks dude
iFruit 0
Lmfao i love u latinoheat
fmlfmlfml15 0
FYL sorry about your day
DresdenB17 0
if you hadn't parked illegally, this may not have happened at all. fyl for being dumb
manxalicious 0
Where does he mention he was illegally parked, or perhaps i'm being stupid for assuming that he was parked next to a meter which ran out knowing that traffic wardens will see they're about to run out and stand next to them counting down so they can fill their quota. Sorry OP, FYL.
maxipoo 0
That's when you should know u need to move out of the hood.
Miss_delaney 0
for everyone that clicked 'ydi', you have no idea where the OP was or if it was their fault for taking an unsafe street... maybe they take that street home everyday and on this day out of the ordinary they were mugged, or maybe they were running late (as their parking meter ran out) and it was getting dark out, but that was the only way to get to their car- basically you don't know the details. so stop saying YDI. no one 'deserves' to be mugged
chanman 0
people just click YDI for ***** and giggles. ignore it.