Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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alwaysalady 0
I'm sure you can get out of it if you tell the judge. Just make sure you file a report on the mugging and bring a copy of the case file with you.
xxMiiNii 0
FYL. No reasons required.
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Comments (57)
auroracc99 0
At least they didn't take your car keys?!
duckyeah 6
Thank goodness they didn't take your car keys as well! Or you'd really be screwed! Sorry about that, OP. :( Hopefully everything works out.
Pxrxdise_fml 4
How did you post this if you don't have a phone...foh
diyos 15
How did you post this then?