Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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Top comments
alwaysalady 0
I'm sure you can get out of it if you tell the judge. Just make sure you file a report on the mugging and bring a copy of the case file with you.
xxMiiNii 0
FYL. No reasons required.
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Comments (57)
JenCognito 0
Look on the bright side. They could have taken your car keys too!
sockmonkey560 0
Come on, this happens all the time to lots of people. It sucks, but not enough for people to care anymore. This is has been heard before. YDI for being annoying.
madZONE_fml 0
this is why we have hands and feet, so we beat the shit out of bad ppl
Intoxicunt 6
Are all bad people amputee patients? They have hands and feet as well, and I'm going to assume they don't mug someone without at least a knife.
joshizzle3 1
THIS is an FML! i'm sick of that "i got stuck on an elevator for 10 minutes" and those stupid complaints.
notanazi 0
First off, yes, FYL. Second, thank you for finally bringing a relevant/real FML to this site. This is something that we can all seriously say "FYL" to, and I'm sick of reading shit like "My cousin said I lost a beauty contest in their dream." (That FML almost ruined the site for me) So thank you, OP, for reviving my faith in Fmylife.com.
laughingman 0
the state robbed you as well
DannyD 0
Whereabouts in Kent did this happen? I'm guessing Medway.
nat_b 0
i live in kent - they are more concerned with getting our money than having police on the street
DannyD 0
I live in Kent too. Seconded about the police.
Zolotros 0
that sucks but it could have been worse... just be thankful that you escaped unharmed!
BigStash 0
YDI for being a southern fairy, use your hands like a man, and beat the shit out of the traffic warden! Pay for the ticket, in as much small change, as you can :)
helpmeiamblind 0
FYL dude. That sucks. Stupid pig should have been worried more about rat-bastard muggers then people who are a few minutes late on a ******* meter.