Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my husband is addicted to porn. Granted, it's free porn and he has not spent a single dollar on anything (I saw the bank statements), but it's still just tearing my heart apart. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
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Top comments
DBallin 10
Don't let him off the hook this time!
Faff 20
why would you have to defend your marriage to other people?
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IcemistDragon 20
Getting tested might be a good idea....=/
qr_fml 21
Dump his sorry ass!
ZombieSazza 34
Wow. He's had plenty of time to come clean and tell you, but let you defend him when he knew he was lying anyway? He's "addicted" huh? You could make him seek therapy and have a trial separation if its a genuine addiction, but it sounds like an excuse. Sorry, but you're better off without him.
msDiamonds 6
Soooo are you a hooker? Lol jk OP, I'd divorce him fassssttt!
PlayboyCreator 9
Make him pay for sex.. Maybe he'll become addicted to you.
DarthVader77 9
Hey, he is just practicing to be better for you! Such a selfless act deserves praise, not condemnation.