Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my husband is addicted to porn. Granted, it's free porn and he has not spent a single dollar on anything (I saw the bank statements), but it's still just tearing my heart apart. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
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Top comments
DBallin 10
Don't let him off the hook this time!
Faff 20
why would you have to defend your marriage to other people?
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Comments (71)
strongbad1907 5
Once you pop the fun don't stop! Oh wait that's for something else.....
cieloalicia 16
Contrary to seemingly popular belief, a lot if not most exotic dancers do not go out and sell sex in their off time.
djxerxes9000 18
It aint cheating if it's eating
n4ture 20
sorry OP
reapy 14
It's a reference to a previous FML, where a professional dancer was mistaken for a hooker after a contest.
pattayarick 8
Don't you mean your ex-husband?
boshbish 14
Sometimes love makes us blind to the reality that others see. Sorry to hear, OP. Chin up!
chuckcloninger 12
An expensive one too. And mighty dangerous too if he goes bareback. Time to go get tested for STD's and good luck. (And get outa there before he gives you something that will kill you! And don't believe him when he says he's stopped. He's lying.)
SarahRaeAnn 5
Men are nasty, leave him babe! He's not worth it
RedPillSucks 33
Introduce him to T. J. Hooker