Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my husband is addicted to porn. Granted, it's free porn and he has not spent a single dollar on anything (I saw the bank statements), but it's still just tearing my heart apart. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
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Top comments
DBallin 10
Don't let him off the hook this time!
Faff 20
why would you have to defend your marriage to other people?
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Comments (71)
Fluffydemise 18
Sex addiction is a very real, and awesome, thing.
cieloalicia 16
Revise that comment. Because of the misplaced comma, and also because that view is quite twisted.
CobraLazerFace 21
Has his addiction gotten so bad that he hoards them in the closet?
Enslaved 38
Does it now make sense why he always handed you a big stash of money every time you two had sex?
Dramori 29
Hookers? I would have gone for a scrum half myself...
kwyk 23
What about the locks? You know what they say about big hands...
HairyPunisher 27
What spun this course of events off into a week long defense of your marriage? Sounds like your husband's been sneaky before this revelation.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well congrats OP on being a supportive wife, however, it really sucks that your husband proved right everybody who was having doubts about your relationship. Learn also to listen to people's opinion where they are unanimous. Time to move on. Good luck.
timakinz 21
There is a rodeo theme in my mind here...
2757240 12
On the bright side you found out before you and your 15 year old neighbor were both pregnant by your husband
frenchaussie 5
It really seems that Love makes people blind... Seriously how could you not have had suspicions? I still feel sorry for you and good luck with your divorce. Hang on... You are going to divorce him right??
LadySigyn 17
Cheaters never prosper, as they say, my condolences to you OP and I wish you the best.