Today, I was called stupid by a stranger on the internet and I cried for 8 hours straight. Clearly, the therapy and meds are not helping. FML
Today, Facebook recommended my high school principal as a "Person I may know." FML
Today, I had another dream about my favorite grandpa. It was a pleasant dream, until I remembered he passed away a few years ago. That's when I woke up crying. I miss him so much. FML
Today, I saw video of someone whom I took for moral authority for many years justifying Putin's war with Ukraine.. FML
Today, I feel terrible. I forgot to take my meds last night and feel like I'll barf if I get up. I have a huge test in 3 days, so I'm anxious and now also disoriented and nauseous. FML
Today, I found out my niece has the same heart condition as my mom and sister. She’s four and there’s little they can do until she’s older. FML
Today, I feel that I should have had more money support from my parents, which I don't get. Though my life is all good, but with more fucking money, life would be little bit easier. FML
Today, I shat myself at walmart, nothing too out of the ordinary for walmart to be honest, but, it was in front of my crush! Oh no, listen to my mixtape. FML
Today, the Queen of England died. The world is definitely falling apart. FML
Today, my life is so fucked up that I don't even know where to start, other than that my last three therapists didn't even want me. FML
Today, I realized I broke up with the only woman who loved me enough to deal with my moodiness. It's been two months and I regret it deeply. FML
Today, I reached the highest point of broke in my life, and nothing I try is working. I just keep losing and losing. FML
Today, of all the football clubs I could have supported, I’m a Manchester United fan. FML
Today, I was at the movie theater, and an attractive woman was working the concession stand. She was so beautiful, I accidentally tripped over my tongue and asked for cop porn instead of popcorn. I was so embarrassed that I left immediately. I don't think I'm ever going to a movie theater again. FML
Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different continent and couldn't afford the flight ticket since he passed away 8 years ago, I couldn't even visit his grave, and never got to say goodbye. I miss him so much. FML
Today, at 10 days ahead of travelling nine hours to a small town to attend a cousin's wedding, that wedding was cancelled because there is an increase in Covid infections. My cousin's mother-in-law died of Covid this morning. FML
Today, I farted I was working out. FML
Today, like any other day, I'm here on Fml to spend hours reading about everybody's shitty life, just to avoid thinking about mine and feel less lonely. FML
Today, I had nothing to do, so I searched in Google what to do, which lead me into this website. FML
Today, and for years previous, my country is sliding headfirst towards becoming a Christian right-wing fascist dystopia, and I’m too poor to move away and powerless to do jack shit about it. FML
Today, I woke up with no rights to my body, and my prescription for birth control has been canceled by my insurance. Thanks SCOTUS. FML
Today, the world has gone to shit. I am waiting for the end of the world to come and I hope it's soon. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for 6 months went on a date with my friend. FML
Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML
Today, I got home from hospital after the apprentice on his first day shot me in the penis with a nail gun and I almost bled to death in the ambulance. And yes, I'm aware I "got nailed real good," so I'm hoping you can come up with a better joke than that Mr RichardPencil. I'm looking forward to it! FML
Today, my mom called me and asked if I had seen her phone recently because she couldn't find it. FML
Today, I tried submitting an FML to FML, but it never got posted. FML
Today, I realised it would be more fun to live in my online zombie game than in my real train wreck of a life. FML
Today, I tried to give my daughter the sex talk, since she’s going to high school in September. I ended up learning a few things from her instead, and I’m married, with three kids. FML
Today, my mother always mistakes my birthday with my sister's birthday. I'm 31 years old. FML
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